Hey Rach, just wanted to see how youre doin? Haven't heard from you in a while. What do you think of all this crazy weather. Anywho, talk to ya soon. Have a good one!
Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you, I've been battling ape people on the planet Oranguton-9. True story.
Glad to hear your new job is going well. Or was going well when you last wrote. I trust it still is? Excellent! It's almost impossible for an increase in pay and permanent employment to be BAD things, so I wholeheartedly endorse this new venture of yours. I suppose maybe I should ask what it is you do before making proclamations like that...but no! I'm behind this 100%.
It isn't wrong for you to laugh at my dental misery, no. But only because I was TRYING to make you laugh. It's the kind of thing that's humorous to anyone outside of the person it's being done to. So now, years after the trauma has worn off, it's funny to me as well.
I have problems with saliva at the dentist too, that's nothing to be ashamed of. And swallowing. I have to swallow every so often...it's just something I do! That and close my mouth. I like to do both of those things. I do them regularly. Except at the dentist.
I made you crave Cinnamon Toast Crunch, did I? Then you probably won't like this: FRUITY PEBBLES!
I went to a dentist one time after not having been for many years. The hygienist asked me how long it had been since my last visit. I said "Quite a while". She replied "Ahhh...many moons!" to which I said "Yes...many, MANY moons". She then proceeded to inflict pain upon my mouth the likes of which I'd never experienced, nor have I experienced since. For days afterwards I had scars on my gums inbetween each of my teeth. During this infliction of pain she repeatedly asked me to let her know if she was hurting me. I tried to be tough and not say anything but eventually, during one particularly painful moment, I let out what would best be described as a painful whimper. Her response was to say "Almost done" and CONTINUE TO HURT ME. All of this happened a long time ago now, "many moons" as she would say, but I still remember the whole thing quite vividly.
That was my attempt at sympathizing with your recent dental dilemmas. In case you were wondering.
So have you started the new job yet? If the answer is "yes" I have a follow-up question: How's it going? If the answer is "no"...well, I guess you're off the hook.
Yeah, bear suit guy IS pretty crazy when it comes to cereal. I found that one out the hard way. Whatever you do, do NOT eat Honey Nut Cheerio's in his general vicinity. Or Cinnamon Toast Crunch, for that matter.
Greetings! I'm doing well thanks, and you? Sorry I haven't written in a while, I spent a few weeks out at the ocean helping my brother with his scientific fish research. It was nowhere near as fun or complicated as that sounds. Assuming that sounded fun and/or complicated to you. What have you been up to?
Indeed I HAVE been spending time with creepy people in animal suits! I got a call from someone in an over-the-top cartoon turtle costume. I don't know how they got my number but they wanted to go skydiving. I had nothing better to do so I said "yes". It was great! I almost died!
...okay, fine, that whole paragraph was a lie. I pretty much just eat breakfast with the guy in the bear suit every morning. That's about it.
