DOGS (September 2008)
Got chased by a dog for the upteenth time in my 23 years.
It was my fault. I should've stayed caged in my house and not attempted the "dangerous" walk to the store.
This is a dog's world after all.
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JOHN EDWARDS (August 2008)
If that baby turns out to be his ... wow.
This will be juicy tabloid to carry us over till Labor Day. Then of course, O.J. and his posse (I think one or two are left) will hold it down till Halloween.
If this were anyone else (even Obama), then no surprise. But Edwards is a 55yrold man-boy. He's the last dude you'd expect to get freaky on the dl. Especially right after his wife got struck with cancer.
Bad News: Your charming, innocent face is now permanently sprinkled with bad-ass.
Good News: Your charming, innocent face is now permanently sprinkled with bad-ass.
