while shopping on ebay the other day i found that you can actually buy custom coffins. thats right for your convenience and barual plesure shop at home. i have some questions about this.
1 where do you ship it to? wouldnt it look suspisious if one landed on your doostep.
2 what if it goes to the wrong home? you'd think wtf the mafia is coming for me finally.
and on another note my best friend's mom, i think should actully buy one or two. for crying out loud, the woman has two dead pets in her freezer,toto the dog and lucy the cat. kinda wrong huh? what ever happened to the old way of putting things in a shoe box and buirring them. now the new way is to buy a coffin off ebay, done the easy way.
like i said not only can you buy one for yourself, family, annoying neighbor, but you can get one for your pet too. how special.
