You know, i love my best mate to pieces, but since she's got with her new fella, she seems to have lost her sense of decency. Lately she keeps talking about him, and when's she get's change she doesn't bother covering herself, so i have to close my eyes, she keeps talking about her sexual antics and she walks around as if she's drugged up on smack or summat. I don't see her as much as i used too, but i don't mind as much now.
A few nights ago it was my other friends birthday and so we got drunk, it was a messy night which resulted in my bestmates new boyfriend getting chucked out over a cloak room ticket. Anyways the birthday girl and her fella stayed in my room(don't wanna know the details and My best friend and her new boyfriend (who looks like that singer robbie williams)stayed in the livingroom with me.
I couldn't get to sleep, coz me head was in a alcholic daze...and my bezzie mate and her fella thought i was fast asleep. And so they...erm...anyway....WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO IT IN THE SAME GOD DAMN ROOM??? I tried loads things to try and put them off, i pretended to snore really loud, i pretended to talk in my sleep, but the only thing that seemed to work was pretending to fall off the sofa.
Anyway i haven't said owt about it the next day, but today i have told her and i fell a whole lot better. It went sort off like this.
Me: vanilla bear (yes we call each other vanilla and choco bear"
Van: Yes choco one
Me: erm
van: are you ok
me: er er yes..duzzant matter
van: tell me tell me tell me
Me: i heard you make funny noises
van: w?
Me: you had sex with your fella when you thought i was asleep and it was bloody rank to be honest.
Van: i'm sorry, i'm so sorry, oh my god...what did i sound like
Me: i rather forget...you sounded like whining puppy...i know you two tried to keep quiet but oh my god, i'm afriad you two are not staying in my house anymore, and why are you concerned about what you sound like...oh yeah, you sounded bloody amazing, i wish i sounded like you when you
Van: SHUT IT...ENOUGH...OH GOD...but
Me: If i did it with my ex, you'd have a field day...! I recorded it too
Van: WHAT
Me: i've recorded it and i'm going to put it on facebook
VAN: no, please i'm sorry, i was drunk...i haven't been myself lately, when i', with him, i just forget about things
ME: You could have least gone in the bathroom, oh my god, don't give my that loved up excuse, would you have done it in front of yer mother no...nah only joking, i didn't record it,
Van: Choco bear.(bright red) oh god...i feel like a whore..a harlot...a huss bag
Me: good, anyway, fancy a cup of tea?
I'm glad i'd told her in the end. It wasn't as hard as i thought! but my god...has anyone experienced anything like this. Our friendship a little bit ruined, cos when she bumps into me, she blushes and i think she told her bloke because i said hi to him and he looked at me and blused and said "oh hello, erm...sorry...bye" and went. I am not having couples in my house again!
