Lifting weights
Videogames
Building/modifying computers
Hiking
Drawing

Pan's Labyrinth
Blade Runner
Aliens
Terminator 2
Brazil
Dark Knight

Black metal/ Death metal
Classical
Dark ambient
Neofolk

Dune
Brave New world
Kafka
Tolstoy

Women who are:
Soft spoken
Kind
Wear Glasses
Brown hair
Black hair
Toothey smile
Homebody
Working out or lifting weights 3-4x a week
Video Games
Simple appreciation of Nature
Artistic

Arrogance
Materialism
Self-Righteousness

I dont like talking about myself.

Strangers are apprehensive about me.

I can only connect with someone if they think I'm funny. So please laugh at my confusing jokes or Ill be a sand panda and will be nervous and angry at myself and may never speak to you again; only because I think that you think that I would think that you would hate me.


If I can walk I can run.

If I can swim I can fly.

If I can climb I can fall.

If I can die I can live.

If I can sit I can stand.

If I can suffer I can be happy.

Now, don't you quote me on that because I could be wrong! But then again, I could have gone completely mad?



Some guy named Myers-Briggs swore on his death-bed that I am an INTP three times. First he was nearly killed by a baby elephant falling on his head.

He miraculously survived his close encounter with a pacoderm and told me I am an INTP as his head was still spinning.

After his dizziness wore off he realized that his misjudgment was so horrendously wrong that he went into complete shock- so he had a heart attack.

He laid back down on his death bead and whispered to me that I am an INTP in his hazy state of delusion.

The poor Myers suddenly woke from his coma caused by his cardiac arrest and when he regathered his senses he told me that I'm a DLEP.

I asked him what is an DLEP?


He said a DLEP was a Dumb-Loser of Epic Proportions because I can't even count to three correctly.

He was then struck by lightning...the poor guy.




[British accent]Stop this...Mindless Violence![/British Accent]




I am a recursive, reiterating, repetetive algorithm. In other words: Pointless.





No, I don't have some form of A.D.H.D. damnit!





Oh for the love of all that is good and unholy, I can't stop writing random, pointless crap!!

Reader beware, turn back before your eyes bleed!






Stop it!






Aaaargh! It hurts!








I warned you!








Yes that's right - I said SAND Panda. Now visualize it -as hard as you can. HARDER I say! Do it before it is too late!












Nooooo! look what I have done! This window is so long that it actually generates its own gravitational field and is sucking all posts around it into it's massive black hole.
The Humanity! We are doomed!