Ever been camping/hiking at a site with no modern plumbing? Come face to face with a smelly, sub-par sewage system? Do you know that much of the world's population has to deal daily with these dangerous and dirty dung ditches? I say, pesky poop pits must perish! Bite back against these bumpkin bathrooms! Fight these forlorn, fly-infested, flush-free facilities! Overthrow the outhouses! Trash the thunderboxes! Crusade against the kybos! It's time to hurl the humanure, and house our heinies honorably! I've GOT to go, and so do all the lousy latrines!