Watching The Golden Girls, Making Music, MySpace --- www.myspace.com/ggge

The Naked Gun, Happy Feet, A League Of Their Own, Sister Act, The Emperor's New Groove, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Mary Poppins, Finding Nemo, Scary Movie 3, Anne Of Green Gables, Mars Attacks, Monsters Inc., Matilda, The Fugitive, Wrongfully Accused, Witches, Beautician And The Beast, National Lampoon’s Vacation Series, Legally Blonde, Cars, Heart & Souls, Home Alone, Kindergarten Cop, A Bug's Life, Death Becomes Her, Space Jam, Grumpy Old Men, Out To Sea, Dennis The Menace, Hoodwinked, She's The Man, Bring It On

En Vogue, Belinda Carlisle, Stacie Orrico, JoJo, Jamelia, Mya, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, TLC, Pat Benatar, India.Arie, Popsie, Cleopatra, Nicki French, Hilary Duff, Bardot, The Bangles, Shakaya, Samantha Mumba, Vanessa Amorosi, S Club 7, Hayley Aitken, Honeyz, Janet Jackson, Candice Alley, Michael Jackson, Hi-5, Kylie Minogue, Sarah McLachlan, Amber, Tammin, LeAnn Rimes, Destiny's Child, Sugababes, Nik Kershaw, Mary Mary, S.O.A.P., Ellie Campbell, Gwen Stefani, Brandy, Aleesha Rome

Tequilla Mockingbird, To Kill A Mockingbird, How To Kill A Mockingbird, Anything by Dr Seuss

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Sunflowers, caramel milkshakes,

Smoking, Jay-walking, Littering,

G’day! I’m known in this neck of the woods as Darren, though many people just like to call me ‘Aaron with a D’. My ambitions in life are to first become a songwriter / Chinese Restaurant busboy, and then to retire and become a professional rooster. I really want to be a rooster because then you can say “Cock-a-doodle-doo” on TV and they don’t bleep you out. My weaknesses in life are caramel milkshakes (stirred, not shaken) and people who can give me the giggles. I’m hoping to have as many friends who can quote lines from The Simpsons with me as I do fingers, which, now that I’ve had the surgery to remove my superfluous digits, is ten (thanks Dr. Chan, I owe you one). In my spare time, I love flicking through “Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong” magazines and making fun of those who are more unfortunate-looking than I. And I am always up for reading a good horror book (e.g. Up Close & Personal with Michael Jackson, Come Inside The Boudoir of Woody Allen), or a novel with a touch of worldly class (Sleeping In Paris Made Easier Thanks To The Hotel Heiress). I once thought I had found love, but when I took the magnifying glass out of my back pocket for a closer inspection, it turned out that it was nothing more than a scum-sucking tadpole. At least now I know that I’m on the lookout for something that vaguely resembles a scum-sucking tadpole, and hopefully it will develop into a frog whose melodic ‘ribbits’ will send my fajoolas into getschmeckenbort. I’m in my fourth year of university (because I'm doing a double degree, not because I failed one of the years), and I’m studying Management, Psychology and French. I’m not fluent in French but I do know what to say to make the dentures fall out of grandma’s mouth, so I’m happy enough with that. I love laughing with people who have no regard for normality or stop signs.